My God. I was just in the men's room, looked in the mirror and discovered three giant hairs sticking out from my ear. What the hell is that about? Being closer to death than birth, I realize these rogue hairs will be sprouting from my head more frequently so I routinely check and exterminate these impish tendrils. That being the case, how could I have missed 'em? So confused. This truly is no world for old men.
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I know what you mean, Todd. The worst ones are the hairs that grow on the outer clamshell, they're longer and have the ability to hide from the naked eye, because they blend in with head hair. I was shocked by the same sight a few weeks ago, as I've always concentrated on the inner ear follicles in the past. Some of these babies were over an inch long! I guess we are entering the final frontier of ear hair.
Soon we'll have little crewcuts eminating from our earhole area.
Some fun, huh!?
Love the sketch.
I was on a business trip when upon a visit to the bathroom in my hotel room I came across the magnifying mirror.
the horror.
i have to shave mine.
You're gross. Did you know that your ears and nose are the only things that continue to grow as you get older? That means more room to grow more nose and ear hair. Enjoy!
It could be worse, you could be a woman with nipple hair.
A nose/ear hair trimmer is a necessity of middle age. (Middle age. Get used to the term. Embrace it.)
What really sucks are those crazy eyebrow hairs. You have to pluck those suckers.
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