
My God. I was just in the men's room, looked in the mirror and discovered three giant hairs sticking out from my ear. What the hell is that about? Being closer to death than birth, I realize these rogue hairs will be sprouting from my head more frequently so I routinely check and exterminate these impish tendrils. That being the case, how could I have missed 'em? So confused. This truly is no world for old men.



